crack is whack

now don't get me wrong, i'm a huge fan of crack, a little crack in the morning is nice, and some crack at night is even better, but there are some people who should just not do crack all together.

these people can usually be identified by wearing either tight pants or a tight top, or on the odd occasion tight shoes.

there are three main types of crack that i would like to bring to your attention, ass crack, boob crack and toe crack.

ass crack is usually more popular with guys aged anywhere from 20 right up till your late 50's, these people are usually involved in some sort of trade, so they a frequently offering crack right out in the open every day. there are also a smaller proportion of female ass crack dealers, they are usually working in combination with g strings tho.

boob crack is a favorite amongst fat chicks. their voluptuous bossums can not be contained easily in a tight top, usually leading to a mimicking of the ass crack but at chest level.

toe crack has really only caught on in the past few years, once only for the rich and famous, everyday business women are now forcing toe crack onto those around them. it is identified easily as a bunching of skin of the top of the foot which is a result from wearing shoes that are too small. this bunching of skin forms a small crack, usually off center and sometimes, in rare occasions, spills over the sides of the shoe. this is usually most prevalent in closed toe high heals.

ok so thats the bloomin lot, don't forget kids, crack is whack!